My grandfather was a share-cropper Working someone else’s land My father and uncles worked in industry Making machines run for corporations My brothers are tradesmen Creating things of wood and stone and metal and plastic I was and am a servant of the state A manager of programs and a leader of troops Making plans and enforcing policies that are not my own I’m also an academic Writing papers to influence others Or to teach them the things I know But I can not shake the feeling that Despite better compensation Each of the generations Have moved farther from truth For thought it may not carry much honor In this modern age we live in There is something honest and basic That can only be found Through working in the soil.
Spreadsheets and paperwork
all done up in care
Wrapped up next year’s budget
in amazing detail
It’s time to report
that all is quite well
I’ve jolly support
and am gladdened to tell:
I’ll issue a Merry Christmas
I’ll issue a Merry Christmas
I’ll issue a Merry Christmas
and a Happy New Year!
All properly done in triplicate form
1999-XMAS-9-OPM (modified)
You’re entitled by law to a modicum of cheer
we’ll assign you a relatively good New Year
We’re closing the office and
locking the door
I think there’s a shutdown
and can’t disclose more
But…
I’ll issue a Merry Christmas
I’ll issue a Merry Christmas
I’ll issue a Merry Christmas
and a Happy New Year!